I'll do anything for a good night's sleep.
I've taken so many pills, I probably shouldn't donate blood. Mosquitos would be better off steering clear, unless of course they're insomniacs too.
Xanax. I still toss and turn, I just don't worry about it. Ambien. Works like a 3 hour charm. Trazadone has a cinderblock-on-my-face effect and I run into walls like I'm Karen Black the next morning. Melatonin makes me dream in a nightmarish technicolor.
Now I'm on Lunesta. So far so good. Apparently, there is a side effect of male breast enlargement, so I'm hoping for the miracle of miracles:
to be well rested and stacked by the month's end.
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How about Valerian root?
I once recommended melatonin to a friend, but I accidentally said melanin. Now whenever he crosses the street he hears power doors locking.
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