We live in an age of alerts.
There's the color coded terror kind. There's the Amber Alert child abduction variety. Then there's that weird, jarring, old school t.v. broadcasting alert which makes one wonder: What would/will happen if for once it said, "THIS IS NOT A TEST".
In short, there aren't many warnings that do anything but inspire hording a water supply, grabbing a flashlight, and hiding the children.
But then came Tasti D-Lite.
Just when you thought frozen dessert couldn't get any easier, Tasti has announced Flavor Alerts. Got a favorite flave- no problem- let them know and you'll be notified via text when it's featured. Want to know what's on tap at your local frozen paradise? Just check your email.
Forget that these alerts are like the crack dealer who knows where you live and buzzes you to see if you need more rock, I love it. Tasti is my rock and I look forward to the text that reads:
CHOCOLATE NY CHEESECAKE & PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE. XO TDL
1 comment:
While this is amusing, this is not the epic Greek (but Jew wannabe) vs. Jew Oedipal showdown I was promised.
Are you scared?
At mephachedet?
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