Palindrome [palin drom] noun: a chronic, debilitating psychopolitological condition currently plaguing Liberals and Comedy Writers on both the East and West Coasts of the United States. Symptoms include media induced mood swings, obsessive racing thoughts centered around Palin puns, joining pointless Facebook hate groups i.e. Sara Palin should stick to being a Lenscrafters model, and snowmobile-centric auditory hallucinations (see snow machines).
I've got the fever. Majorly.
Of the 3,000 thoughts I've had today about SP, one seems worth mentioning. In light of the public skinning of Mr. and Mrs. McCain on The View, wouldn't Palin be a brilliant permanent addition to the panel? Picture it. She'd be Hasselback's BFF. She'd give Joy Behar enough material to sell out Ha Ha's Comedy Club in Seacaucus for years. She'd make Sherri look learned. Whoopi would eat her for breakfast. Barbara could retire, finally. The show would implode.
Does anyone have the Viewmaster's phone number?
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